Just put on a wig, wiggle ya bum and with a bit of luck, griff will be drunk and there ya go, a convo with griff will occur

wishful thinking
oh griff you forgot the bit where msn just d/c's ya or your ISP connection wavers so msn comes back on and you are 'online' .. this happens to a few friends of mine so I say hi and get no response .. so dang the stupid msn being a ***** again.
What griff forgot to mention is the female needs to be young and single ..
