hehe i could sure use one of them, i need a good shaking up.
could hook it up to this, that there selling.
GameDeck Mayfly 
Manufacturer: GameDeck
Price: $995 and up
Transform your PC into the ultimate gaming environment—or, in layman’s terms, “table to put your joysticks and **** on.” There are movable arms that serve as mounts for peripherals such as flight sticks and driving wheels. If you want to get crazy, spend up to $2,000 for a fully tricked-out Mayfly. (
It comes with a colostomy bag and pine-scented air freshener.)
and never have to rush to the bathroom it has a bag for you hehe