| old man
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He
>>> had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice - picnic tables,
horseshoe
>>> courts, and some orange and grapefruit trees. The pond was properly
>>> shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
>>>
>>> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look
it
>>> over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon
>>> bucket
>>> to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices
>>> shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was
a bunch
>>> of young
>>> women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his
>>> presence and they all went to the deep end.
>>>
>>> One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"
>>>
>>> The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
swim
>>> naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
>>>
>>> Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
>>>
>>> Old men can still think fast. |