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**ladymilli** · 09-12-2004, 01:35 PM

1. A tomcat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence at night. The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent up passion and purred "I'd die for you!" The tabby gazed at him from under lowered eye lids and asked: "How many times?"

2. A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!

09-12-2004, 01:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
ladymilli Title: Bluepearl Veteran Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Rockingham WA Age: 39 Posts: 1,693 Rep Power: 6	Re: Jokes - Know any good ones ? 1. A tomcat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence at night. The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent up passion and purred "I'd die for you!" The tabby gazed at him from under lowered eye lids and asked: "How many times?" 2. A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God! __________________