[ladymilli]

Over the years the only thing I ever got via email were jokes and now.. I'm lucky if I get one a month. Anyways here is one from my US buddy Larry ..

Reporters interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is
the
best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.
She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

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The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter
eggs.
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I've sure gotten old. I've had 2 By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement,
new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't
hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications
that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with
dementia. Have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet
anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But.....
Thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!
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An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make
her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First,
she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over
Bloomingdales.
"Bloomingdales?" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?"
"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."