lol griff, .. just right with a little bit of excess to be rid of.
Here goes for todays funnies but be prepared, it's more male bashing :P
1. Behind every successful woman is herself
2. A woman is like a tea bag, you don't know ho strong she is until you put her in hot water.
3. You never hear a man ask for advice on how to combine a marriage, career and family.
4. Coffee, chocolate, men. Some things are just better rich
5. I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun
6. Warning : I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
7. Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.
8. Do not start with me, you will NOT win.
9. All stressed out and noone to choke.
10. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.