Jeff Foxworthy on Michigan

[Etch]

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Michigan

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Pelston is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Michigan

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Michigan

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Michigan.

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Michigan

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Michigan

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Michigan

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Michigan

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Michigan

[Kate]

Lol, someone seems to have an obsession with MIichigan

[Etch]

i dont knwo it is just the emails i keep getting.

[Sean]

i dont know much about Michagon

[Kate]

You don't know much about anything Griff :P
Lol, you know I'm only joking... I don't know much about Michigan either except it starts with an M lol

[Etch]

LMFAO i wouldnt expect either of you to know much about the "M" state....

[Fragalot]

i know it's somewhere in america!