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Old 10-13-2005, 10:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Cool How about riddles?
Riddle #1

I am greater than God, more evil than the devil, dead men eat me, but if a live man eats me he will die. What am I?

Riddle #2

The man who makes me, doesn't need me.
The man who sells me, doesn't want me.
And the man who bought me never knew he had me.

What am I?



Oh, my funny answers to the second one: #1 A whore #2 Time (both are wrong, btw)
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Re: How about riddles?
1. dirt
2. a doughter

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Re: How about riddles?
lol Okay, here's the answers:

#1 = "nothing"
#2 = "casket"

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