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Old 11-26-2005, 05:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Oil Shortage
This Should Explain It All...



A lot of folks can't understand
how we came to have

an oil shortage here in our country.

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Well, there's a very simple answer.

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Nobody bothered to check the oil.

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We just didn't know we were getting low.

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The reason for that is purely geographical.

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Our OIL is located in

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ALASKA

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California

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Coastal Florida

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Coastal Louisiana

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Kansas

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Oklahoma

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Old 12-01-2005, 08:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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lol not bad
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haha, nice
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stupid bush
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There is no shortage of oil, someone who wants more money thought of the smartest idea ever known to man...

Telling people we are low to make more money


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Re: Oil Shortage
lately with the fuelprices up, theres alot of shortage on diesel tho...

everytime i pass by a gas station, it has a sign "no diesel"

.. wel most of the time ... 2 months ago..
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