12 Days of Christmas

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On the first day of my holidays,
my clueless boss sent to me
A page to my Blackberry.
On the second day of my holidays,
my clueless boss sent to me
Two spam emails
And a page to my Blackberry.
On the third day of my holidays,
my clueless boss sent to me
Three destructive worms,
Two emails ads,
And a page on my Blackberry.
On the fourth day of my holidays,
my clueless boss sent to me
Four kinds of phish,
Three destructive worms,
Two emails ads,
And a page to my Blackberry.
On the fifth day of my holidays,
my clueless boss sent to me
Five new service packs,
Four kinds of phish,
Three destructive worms,
Two emails ads,
And a page to my Blackberry.
On the sixth day of my holidays,
my clueless boss sent to me
Six urgent emails,
Five new service packs,
Four kinds of phish,
Three destructive worms,
Two emails ads,
And a page to my Blackberry.
On the seventh day of my holidays,
my clueless boss sent to me
Seven spywares a-spying,
Six urgent emails,
Five new service packs,
Four kinds of phish,
Three destructive worms,
Two emails ads,
And a page to my Blackberry.
On the eighth day of my holidays,
my clueless boss sent to me
Eight trojans a-hiding,
Seven spywares a-spying,
Six urgent emails,
Five new service packs,
Four kinds of phish,
Three destructive worms,
Two emails ads,
And a page to my Blackberry.
On the ninth day of my holidays,
my clueless boss sent to me
Nine useless IMs,
Eight trojans a-hiding,
Seven spywares a-spying,
Six urgent emails,
Five new service packs,
Four kinds of phish,
Three destructive worms,
Two emails ads,
And a page to my Blackberry.
On the tenth day of my holidays,
my clueless boss sent to me
Ten DOS'd websites,
Nine useless IMs,
Eight trojans a-hiding,
Seven spywares a-spying,
Six urgent emails,
Five new service packs,
Four kinds of phish,
Three destructive worms,
Two emails ads,
And a page to my Blackberry.
On the eleventh day of my holidays,
my clueless boss sent to me
Eleven bluescreen panics,
Ten DOS'd websites,
Nine useless IMs,
Eight trojans a-hiding,
Seven spywares a-spying,
Six urgent emails,
Five new service packs,
Four kinds of phish,
Three destructive worms,
Two emails ads,
And a page to my Blackberry.
On the twelfth day of my holidays,
my clueless boss sent to me
Twelve pirated programs,
Eleven bluescreen panics,
Ten DOS'd websites,
Nine useless IMs,
Eight trojans a-hiding,
Seven spywares a-spying,
Six urgent emails,
Five new service packs,
Four kinds of phish,
Three destructive worms,
Two emails ads,
And a page to my Blackberry!
On the first day of work
I gave my clueless boss
a page on his Blackberry:
I quit!

[Xthar]

bah not that funny but im gona sing that at my schools talent show

[Sean]

lol i like it, but got no chance of remembering it all

[Kate]

lol, nice one