trick or treat

[Watcher]

TRICK OR TREAT
A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of this house and the man who answers it says, Well, you two are awful cute. Who are you supposed to be?" "We're Jack and Jill" she replied.
The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!"

So, they go off and a while later they come back dressed differently.
They ring the door bell and once again and the man opens the door. "Well now,
that is just darn cute. Who are you this time?"

"We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy.

"Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be Hansel and Gretel because you're black!"

Heads hung low, they leave. Not too much later the man hears the bell
ring again. This time when he opens the door there stand the two children but
this time they are BUCK NAKED. "Oh my! And just who are you supposed to
be now?!" he asks.

"Chocolate M &M's," said the little girl. "I'm plain. He's got nuts."

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Bed Sheets.

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the
lastof which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
latestepisode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with
diarrheaand was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the
bedsheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get
theunknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled
pile athis feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
sheets,a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had
watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going
onhere?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the **** out
ofa ghost."

[Sohlside]

lol I like the second one best. Two good ones though.

[Sean]

lol nice one