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Old 03-30-2008, 06:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Housing commission house
We have a huge housing commission house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing.
Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.
All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay.
Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers.
They are out of control...
Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?
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i would just so i could say " God save the queen!" every time i went out for a drink lol
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lmao, thats so funny it's true...
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very good lol
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