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**Monk** · 07-04-2008, 09:51 AM

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
mother asks if he had done his chores.

"Not yet", said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little upset, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks
a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed
the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his
mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in
my cereal?" he asks.

Well, his mother says, I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for
a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting
any milk.

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway
across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna
tell him or should I?"

**GamerRadar** · 07-04-2008, 10:12 AM

lol

**Elise** · 07-04-2008, 01:05 PM

His dad cant eat the cat? Me no get?!

**GamerRadar** · 07-04-2008, 01:15 PM

lmfao, Im sorry.

idk if i should go ahead and say it but ya.... Whats the other word for a Cat? a [blank] cat

**Sean** · 07-04-2008, 09:04 PM

No ***** for daddy rofl

**Sean** · 07-04-2008, 09:05 PM

omg p.u.s.s.y is censored :S lol

**Elise** · 07-05-2008, 01:36 AM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOL!!!

My bad, It's funny now rofl.. I have no brain lol

07-04-2008, 09:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
Monk Bluepearl Legend Join Date: Jul 2004 Age: 50 Posts: 788 Rep Power: 6	Chores A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet", said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little upset, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. Well, his mother says, I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk. Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or should I?" __________________ http://www.myspace.com/aussiemonk

07-04-2008, 10:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
GamerRadar Bluepearl Staff Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: New York Age: 19 Posts: 1,034 Images: 5 Rep Power: 5	Re: Chores lol __________________ LarComm Networks \|

07-04-2008, 01:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
Elise Bluepearl Princess Join Date: May 2005 Location: Sydney Age: 20 Posts: 394 Rep Power: 10	Re: Chores His dad cant eat the cat? Me no get?! __________________

07-04-2008, 01:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
GamerRadar Bluepearl Staff Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: New York Age: 19 Posts: 1,034 Images: 5 Rep Power: 5	Re: Chores lmfao, Im sorry. idk if i should go ahead and say it but ya.... Whats the other word for a Cat? a [blank] cat __________________ LarComm Networks \|

07-04-2008, 09:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
Sean Founder/Admin Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sydney, Australia Age: 29 Posts: 9,157 Images: 386 Rep Power: 10	Re: Chores No ***** for daddy rofl __________________ Get lastest updates http://twitter.com/BluepearlDesign

07-04-2008, 09:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
Sean Founder/Admin Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sydney, Australia Age: 29 Posts: 9,157 Images: 386 Rep Power: 10	Re: Chores omg p.u.s.s.y is censored :S lol __________________ Get lastest updates http://twitter.com/BluepearlDesign

07-05-2008, 01:36 AM	#7 (permalink)
Elise Bluepearl Princess Join Date: May 2005 Location: Sydney Age: 20 Posts: 394 Rep Power: 10	Re: Chores OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOL!!! My bad, It's funny now rofl.. I have no brain lol __________________

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