| Re: Jokes - Know any good ones ?
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the restof me life, between the legs of me wife!
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of thenight!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Besttoast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was yourtoast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sittinginchurch beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Marysaid.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on thestreetcorner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize theother night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye,hetold me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only beenthere twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and theothertime I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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