This is the Official
Xn-Studios reasons for windows being better than linux
*Dedicated to griffin
1. I like to be watched by microsoft. You just don't get that attention with linux.
2. Microsoft is owned by a multibillionaire, I don't see any billionaires owning linux
3. it comes with Internet Explorer, I feel safe while browsing the internet
4. It has a nice start menu
5. no stupid red hats
6. pengiuns give me gas
7. windows has a video of the os crashing in front of bill gates face
8. it's easy to get at your stolen songs through the My Music folder
9. it has a spiffy logon screen that says welcome
10. it comes standard with those high performance Dell machines